New York: Therese Wows Them With Her Fashion Sense
March 29th 2009 01:03
MICHELLE Obama started a fashion debate by going sleeveless, but Australian First Lady Therese Rein turned heads in New York yesterday by going flamboyantly in the other direction.
As predicted on The Soon To Be Famous Online Vintage Craft Book Museum, the controversial Butterick 5184 Sewing Pattern, made famous by Adolf Hitler, has backed Therese Rein with its full support.
"I may only be a sewing pattern, but believe me when I say that she needs all the support she can get. Fifty years of gravity can make anyone feel like a joke," the pattern, unusually vociferous, said.
"It screams, you," Michelle Obama, wearing little more than a hessian sack, said as she turned her head to look around and around and around and said of Mr Rudd's missus: "I think I've seen worse, but I can't remember if I left the oven on."
Women, wildly believed to be best placed to make the most of their gifts in the kitchen and the bedroom, have been slaving away under the weight of horribly unintelligent designers for years.
"It is only through Butterick 5184 that the true meaning of intelligent design can be fully appreciated. Something like that doesn't just happen through a series of adaptations to the environment," a furious Rudd preached to the awaiting missus.
"I mean, I'm happy to wear anything that won't enable women to move freely through their lives. This intelligently designed thing makes me wish I was one," Mr Rudd, immaculately groomed, said to the seething missus, pins in his mouth.
As predicted on The Soon To Be Famous Online Vintage Craft Book Museum, the controversial Butterick 5184 Sewing Pattern, made famous by Adolf Hitler, has backed Therese Rein with its full support.
"I may only be a sewing pattern, but believe me when I say that she needs all the support she can get. Fifty years of gravity can make anyone feel like a joke," the pattern, unusually vociferous, said.
"It screams, you," Michelle Obama, wearing little more than a hessian sack, said as she turned her head to look around and around and around and said of Mr Rudd's missus: "I think I've seen worse, but I can't remember if I left the oven on."
Women, wildly believed to be best placed to make the most of their gifts in the kitchen and the bedroom, have been slaving away under the weight of horribly unintelligent designers for years.
"It is only through Butterick 5184 that the true meaning of intelligent design can be fully appreciated. Something like that doesn't just happen through a series of adaptations to the environment," a furious Rudd preached to the awaiting missus.
"I mean, I'm happy to wear anything that won't enable women to move freely through their lives. This intelligently designed thing makes me wish I was one," Mr Rudd, immaculately groomed, said to the seething missus, pins in his mouth.
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Victoria is just plain silly.
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Janet, I also bake a mean scone. Very unkind.
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I meant that I bake a very unkind scone. It's very mean.
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I just knitted it.
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