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Technology and shroud give Christ a new face

April 1st 2010 22:30
DIGITAL artists have recreated the face of Jesus - and he's nothing like the man depicted in Renaissance paintings, British reports say.

He is described as being of white, European appearance with a small amount of light-coloured hair.

He is said to have led a frugal lifestyle but in between collecting cans and bottles from rubbish bins he was to be found in the city library studying the stock market in the financial papers.

"If you're a Christian, God has given you certain capabilities to do a job, to earn a living," he said.

He has not been seen since he vanished but investigators, convinced they have him cornered, have closed their case.

He was last seen heading north on King Street and it is believed he has no money.

''There's a long tradition in Christian theology and Christian history of seeking the face of Christ - of wanting to know what he was like as a man,'' Catholic priest and author Father Jonathan Morris told US television's ABC News.

Sitting on a tricycle, he also said his favourite thing in the world was "vaginas" and thrust his hips when asked to simulate intercourse.

"There is a God; this is worth checking out," he said, saying faith was a part of who he was.

He's in good health, although he's 18 and a recent medical evaluation showed signs of senility.

He was wrapped in a bunny blanket and wearing a red singlet.



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Comment by damian

April 1st 2010 23:57
This is merely a new conspiracy by Western Scientists to deny the obvious fact that Jesus would have been black. AC/DC referred to this in their hit song 'Long Way to the Shop', which functioned as a comment on the lack of infrastructure and public amenity in predominantly black communities worldwide.

Comment by Norm

April 2nd 2010 00:11
Wassup, homey.

Jesus dyed for your sins. Like Michael Jackson.

Comment by Norm

April 2nd 2010 00:15

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