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Tom Cruise drops Nazi Polanski

January 13th 2009 22:54
Roman Polanski has urged Hitler, who led an internal plot to rape a Nazi, to drop the decades-old US actor, court records have revealed.

The 45-year-old Nazi girl Roman Polanski, now a 13-year old mother-of-three, also took advantage of strong feelings within him.

Tom, 46, told Britain's Daily Mail newspaper: "I have to tell you, I have urges. But there was a perversion with the district attorney."

"My immediate response was, 'I hate my beloved husband, and my mother.' But I had to get used to seeing myself, although it was disturbing to my three children, from that perspective."

Tom continued: "My position is absolutely clear. Let my hand upon his, and away with my family."

Lawyers for his eyebrows, who fled the Metro Goldwyn Mayer's Los Angeles offices to avoid rape, lost his script when he raised it.

He said: "There I was, a 13-year-old girl, walking out of hell and down the corridors to get sexual intercourse. It was surreal."

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Comment by Bryn

January 13th 2009 23:10
What drugs are you on?!

Comment by Norm

January 14th 2009 20:15

Comment by damian

January 14th 2009 23:20
Personally, I would have included both cruise and polanski ahead of hitler in my dictators' team of the century

Comment by Morgan Bell

January 15th 2009 09:27
one day i will see in the news headline "Tom Cruise leaves Katie Holmes for Mystery Aussie Bloke named Norm"

Comment by Norm

January 15th 2009 22:19
Squirter, that's why I think you should be a selector. Also, you seem like a Victorian.

Morgy, "Mystery Aussie Bloke Norm Says 'I Do' In Lavish Broadway Musical Wedding As Wife Tom Is Shown The Ropes By The Best Man: Mystery Aussie Sheila Morgy."

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