Tracy Grimshaw offered $50,000 to pose for Zoo Weekly
June 12th 2009 04:48
TRACY Grimshaw has been offered $50,000 to step out from behind her A Current Affair desk and peel off for a men's magazine.
"I don't get out of bed for less than $100,000," Grimshaw said, peeling herself out of bed. "Bugger me," she exclaimed. "You know I want it," she told an HIV-positive sodomite.
However it is now clear the virus is spreading among communities outside the Americas, where it was first detected in April, and the world must guard against complacency.
"I'm positive," the sodomite told communities outside the Americas. "I've seen what Grimshaw is wearing uder the desk," she said, immune from prosecution. "It's pretty grim, sure," she said, taking a stand.
An American accused in the 2007 killing of a British student in Italy is expected to defend herself from charges of murder and sexual assault when she takes the stand today.
"I think from memory," the accused said. "I saw Grimshaw getting chopped up," the accused said, breaking down a sentence. "I don't know how anyone could have survived that," she said, recounting her experience.
He said the man was armed and had been involved in a violent altercation after being released or absconding from Townsville Hospital where he had been admitted for a mental health assessment.
"He's a woman?" she asked the jury. "All I know is Grimshaw was crazy in bed," she said, peeling off a scab. "She thought she was Jesus," she said. "Jesus, after that I could no longer believe in her," she said, pushing a bicycle.
"I don't get out of bed for less than $100,000," Grimshaw said, peeling herself out of bed. "Bugger me," she exclaimed. "You know I want it," she told an HIV-positive sodomite.
However it is now clear the virus is spreading among communities outside the Americas, where it was first detected in April, and the world must guard against complacency.
"I'm positive," the sodomite told communities outside the Americas. "I've seen what Grimshaw is wearing uder the desk," she said, immune from prosecution. "It's pretty grim, sure," she said, taking a stand.
An American accused in the 2007 killing of a British student in Italy is expected to defend herself from charges of murder and sexual assault when she takes the stand today.
"I think from memory," the accused said. "I saw Grimshaw getting chopped up," the accused said, breaking down a sentence. "I don't know how anyone could have survived that," she said, recounting her experience.
He said the man was armed and had been involved in a violent altercation after being released or absconding from Townsville Hospital where he had been admitted for a mental health assessment.
"He's a woman?" she asked the jury. "All I know is Grimshaw was crazy in bed," she said, peeling off a scab. "She thought she was Jesus," she said. "Jesus, after that I could no longer believe in her," she said, pushing a bicycle.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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watching Ramsay and Grimshaw go head to head was a bit like watching professional wrestling
Comment by Janet Collins
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Tracy Grimshaw???
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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Grimshaw, Sandra Sully, Chris Bath and what the heck - let's throw in Ian Ross just for laughs . . .
Comment by Chris Champion
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Comment by Norm
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Janet, it takes 6 figures to get me out of bed. I'm just so lazy. And a deadweight.
Guy, I was raised by tv. My dad had a great set. Radio's my poor uncle. Alan Jones makes a lot of noise on my uncle. The media's not so bad. It's all relative.
Chris, it's dedicated to Nathan Bock's girlfriend. Beat black and blue generation poetry.
Thanks to all you kind souls and extravagant choofers.