Traditional bike seats 'a health risk'
June 22nd 2009 01:34
Your groin is not designed to carry your weight, say experts concerned by the shape of many traditional bike seats.
"Your groin is not designed to carry your weight," experts said, euphemistically speaking. "It's designed to carry the weight of your genitals," the experts said.
The incidents have deeply upset Winfrey, herself a childhood victim of rape who has been outspoken about sexual abuse of women and children.
"The incidence of groins with genitals far outweighs those without," she said, having a scratch. "We will wipe out all those arseholes," she said, suddenly. "It's unhygenic."
The death of Marcia Powell, a 48 year-old prostitute serving a 27-month sentence, has been met with outrage with activists describing the conditions at the prison as "medieval and barbaric."
"She was part of a tradition that stretches back," she said, stretching back the passenger seat of a stranger's vehicle. "It stretches back a long way," she said, the blood rushing to her money-maker.
Her love of modern art meant she mingled with some of the 20th century's most famous artists.
"Art took a back seat to love," she said, recalling a fling with Arthur Miller. "It was uncomfortable up the front," she said, pulling away.
"Your groin is not designed to carry your weight," experts said, euphemistically speaking. "It's designed to carry the weight of your genitals," the experts said.
The incidents have deeply upset Winfrey, herself a childhood victim of rape who has been outspoken about sexual abuse of women and children.
"The incidence of groins with genitals far outweighs those without," she said, having a scratch. "We will wipe out all those arseholes," she said, suddenly. "It's unhygenic."
The death of Marcia Powell, a 48 year-old prostitute serving a 27-month sentence, has been met with outrage with activists describing the conditions at the prison as "medieval and barbaric."
"She was part of a tradition that stretches back," she said, stretching back the passenger seat of a stranger's vehicle. "It stretches back a long way," she said, the blood rushing to her money-maker.
Her love of modern art meant she mingled with some of the 20th century's most famous artists.
"Art took a back seat to love," she said, recalling a fling with Arthur Miller. "It was uncomfortable up the front," she said, pulling away.
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