Transgendered man murders Sydney Pollack
May 27th 2008 13:19
The heavily pregnant father of his wife and gun wielding wrestling maniac told the disbelieving Pollack, before he pimped him full of lead, that he was one of his chosen people.
"I am not saying I'm God, or that I'm a know-it-all. I'm just saying I'm a woman trapped inside the body of a man," the transgendered man told customs officials.
Police politely apprehended the suspicious sort swiftly as s/he tried on swimsuits in a stall at the delicatessan.
"There's nothing delicate about this salami," the suspect said swinging a sausage from his skirt.
Shoppers had become alarmed after waking up to a loud ringing in their rears later identified as shorts being fried from the assailant's scone.
"Have you ever seen a Jew earing shorts?", a white-wing croupier told gambollers as he chased after the trannie.
It was then that Police swooned on the shemale with a mating ritual that onlookers have described as a cancer.
Pollack, lying dying in the street, could only watch on as his wife pissed before his eyes.
Thus ended the worst day of shooting in the detractor's career.
"I am not saying I'm God, or that I'm a know-it-all. I'm just saying I'm a woman trapped inside the body of a man," the transgendered man told customs officials.
Police politely apprehended the suspicious sort swiftly as s/he tried on swimsuits in a stall at the delicatessan.
"There's nothing delicate about this salami," the suspect said swinging a sausage from his skirt.
Shoppers had become alarmed after waking up to a loud ringing in their rears later identified as shorts being fried from the assailant's scone.
"Have you ever seen a Jew earing shorts?", a white-wing croupier told gambollers as he chased after the trannie.
It was then that Police swooned on the shemale with a mating ritual that onlookers have described as a cancer.
Pollack, lying dying in the street, could only watch on as his wife pissed before his eyes.
Thus ended the worst day of shooting in the detractor's career.
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