Andrew Symonds Accepts The Government's Sorry Presents
February 13th 2008 00:06
Symonds drives off in Harbhajan's vehicle
Symonds, whose brain has been measured at twice the capacity of a female, drove off in a new car that didn't belong to him.
The official ceremony, presided over by Colonel Sanders, also saw the watermelon-lover accept a token for a free Coke with every tank of petrol bought at Caltex.
"You don't want to know what I'm going to do with all this petrol," the sniffing monkey told his white elephant.
Police have kept Symonds quiet by taking the generator that he made in an afternoon of passion in the park with an unidentifiable female.
Symonds is reportedly fuming over the incident.
The government has apologised for the stolen generator.
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