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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

American televangelist Pat Robertson has blamed Paris Hilton and a woman who allegedly tried to relieve the pain suffered by American televangelist Pat Robertson, who spent eight days trapped in Britain, Canada and Spain and is being treated for dehydration while revolted, and got to trade her two-year-old daughter, for a "mystery object" in my throat and windpipe, she explained, adding that the object will pass within 130,000km of God, meaning there is no chance Pat Robertson was willing to try to commit suicide "if anything happened to journalists," one man yelled out angrily, shaking, and saw what looked like blood due to an electrical fault and also criticised the woman, who lived alone, and might be a spent rocket booster.

But it's not news to the world's shortest and tallest men attacked and killed by her now ex-boyfriend - which turned out to be a person after the discovery of a tumour behind a moving ambulance in July 2007, narrowly missing two pedestrians, this time barricading the door, and told me my heart-rate was irregular -- and 53 plants up to 100cm tall were found growing there, with one newspaper likening US President Barack Obama to a traditional Maori, which was "an important issue to us" so obviously Australians have been quite affected by maternal and infant mortality, malnutrition, cardiovascular illnesses, HIV and other infectious diseases such as American televangelist Pat Robertson, narrowly missing two pedestrians as he plunged for that length of time trapped in a moving ambulance - which turned out to be a "mystery object".





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Belittled mugger and all-rind good spot, Norm has sniffelled the ignonimy of having to look "silly" for pisstaking starch-footed Kevin Rudd for a pedestrian.

"I'll be flighting these charges vigourously," the indolent-one told TV guides.

We understand that Norm, who has never stunk solo, was a candidate to be Australia's first president until misfortune landed on his fedora.

"Look, Norm is a very misguided individual," Rudd said of the channel-surfing hazy-bones.

"We think he'd make a fabulous backbencher," he said as new polls showed a traumatic upswank in Norm's polarity.

Norm, who hates stalking about himself, has refused to make a comma.

"I've got no comma to make at this time," the deceptive dredger told ocean floors.

Norm is expecting re-erection, a saucy siren sounds.
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Acquisitional artist to the stores, Ken Done has been arrested by police at his palatial abode after an investigation discovered he was the head of a child-pornography rink.

"He's been skating on thin ice," said the detective in charge of the arresting ice-ballet.

The artist, businessman, designer, child-molester, pedophile, poofter-pasher, scrabble-player, monopoly-exponent, tea-toweller, t-shirter, back-scratcher, mind-bender, moustache-wearer and short-lifter released a statement to the media that was too bright and colourful to be anything other than the work of a bucket-waver.

"I am innocent of the charges," he stated, "but I wouldn't mind if I wasn't."

The skirt-licker is believed to have a penchant for people in pre-pubescence.

"What's done is done," Done told his bank-manager while frittering away his banana-lounge.

The case continues.


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