Kevin Rudd orders Gerard Depardieu into Anger Management 2
June 12th 2008 00:47
Depardieu plays on the NSW right
Gay icon, patroniser of the arts, movie mongoose and hairdressing vigilante Kevin Rudd has ordered back-puncher Depardieu into the sequel of the smash hit after seeing her "sink the boots in."
"I always thought the French were a bunch of pedophiles," the smartly hair-cutted renaissance-man told his twelve-year old assistant.
"But when I saw Gerard playing soccer I thought to myself," the heavy thinking tee-totaller told best friend Mr. Baldy.
Mr. Baldy, AKA Johnny Howard, was in hiding today as the public toilets were set to be re-opened.
"I often find myself hiding behind a bush or two," the bald tenor told delegates.
Depardieu, fluent in the internationl language of soccer, also speaks fluent hooliganism.
"These boots were made for talking and one of these days..." she said before reporters sufferred mild percussion.
Instruments.
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