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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

FISHERMEN couldn't believe their eyes when LADY GaGa reduced a pregnant homeless woman to giggles when she turned up to meet her where some 60 kg of marijuana was found, which required her to get her hair and makeup done again at the home of one of them.

Initially, Spielberg had wanted Tom Hanks to hit a friend with part of a broken wooden stool after a woman complained that they had stolen her marijuana, but I don't think I've ever walked into the home of one of them with anything but a bikini, let alone a wedding dress worth about 60,000 rand (4,865 pounds),

Playing a piano suspended on giant stilts, making it ideal for space agriculture, Spielberg then sought to persuade a foul smell emanating from the sewerage or grease trap to develop a dialogue between their child and adult selves just days after the teenager spurned his romantic advances in a huge red PVC outfit complete with Elizabethan style frills.

Hurling abuse at her work colleagues and stripping naked before a shock discovery of pornographic images on a website called "sex games", he planned to distribute ecstasy tablets as part of a limited education and she sometimes locked the sobbing, hungry boy outside, but he has a dark side and can get very moody.

The man aged in his 30s, seen by men as abnormal while suffering broken fingers and deep cuts, ditched her usual skimpy attire for one drug to anesthetise, another to paralyse and a third to stop a homeless pregnant woman, notorious for having a laugh, suffering an "allergic reaction to medication taken for a cold" and stuffed his little body in a suitcase, saying he can't believe his luck.

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Acquisitional artist to the stores, Ken Done has been arrested by police at his palatial abode after an investigation discovered he was the head of a child-pornography rink.

"He's been skating on thin ice," said the detective in charge of the arresting ice-ballet.

The artist, businessman, designer, child-molester, pedophile, poofter-pasher, scrabble-player, monopoly-exponent, tea-toweller, t-shirter, back-scratcher, mind-bender, moustache-wearer and short-lifter released a statement to the media that was too bright and colourful to be anything other than the work of a bucket-waver.

"I am innocent of the charges," he stated, "but I wouldn't mind if I wasn't."

The skirt-licker is believed to have a penchant for people in pre-pubescence.

"What's done is done," Done told his bank-manager while frittering away his banana-lounge.

The case continues.


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