Two charged for Obama assassination plot
October 28th 2008 01:29
Two white supremacists have been charged with threatening to kill Democrat Barack Obama during a "killing spree" of some 102 African-Americans, officials said.
The list is, now, here, exclusively, for the first time, for the last time, available for your arse only, with the full addition of the assassins' character studies, inclusive.
The document secretly revealed to us here, and only us here, is now in the hands of the intelligence agencies of America, who've already misplaced it.
The white-supremacists, keeping the bloodlines of our righteous farters' pure and simple, must have forgot that the Jews are the real problem. Always have been.
The list is, now, here, exclusively, for the first time, for the last time, available for your arse only, with the full addition of the assassins' character studies, inclusive.
1. Barack Hussein (formerly Mohammed) Obama
Persona: hung like a horse, Hussein poses in his swimmers for our women.
Threats: possibly a Communist. A Socialist. Descended from slaves.
Likes: to use his penis on his wife when not showing to our women.
Favorite quote: "Are you jiving me, turkey?"
2. Tiger Woods
Persona: hung like a hippo, Woods poses for the camera and carries a stick.
Threats: violent and dangerous. In and out of prison (visiting his Uncle Joe).
Likes: walks on the beach with Barry Manilow. Selling drugs. Illegal ones.
Favorite quote: "She ain't heavy, she's my brother. You mothers!"
3. Michael Jackson
Persona: hang from a tree or other stationary object until he stops dancing.
Threats: first black president to walk on the moon. Exercise extreme caution.
Likes: bowling. Phone-sex. Blowing other people's noses. Father's day.
Favorite quote: "He had something in his eye. It's love. Okay, it's purely physical."
4 - 102. Oprah Winfrey
Persona: won't stop talking. She just won't shut up. And people watch this?!
Threats: a powerful anus capable of up to 235 km/ph and loaded with meaning.
Likes: shitting around the house. Cleaning up after others. Fried watermelon.
Favorite quote: "Are you going to eat that?"
Persona: hung like a horse, Hussein poses in his swimmers for our women.
Threats: possibly a Communist. A Socialist. Descended from slaves.
Likes: to use his penis on his wife when not showing to our women.
Favorite quote: "Are you jiving me, turkey?"
2. Tiger Woods
Persona: hung like a hippo, Woods poses for the camera and carries a stick.
Threats: violent and dangerous. In and out of prison (visiting his Uncle Joe).
Likes: walks on the beach with Barry Manilow. Selling drugs. Illegal ones.
Favorite quote: "She ain't heavy, she's my brother. You mothers!"
3. Michael Jackson
Persona: hang from a tree or other stationary object until he stops dancing.
Threats: first black president to walk on the moon. Exercise extreme caution.
Likes: bowling. Phone-sex. Blowing other people's noses. Father's day.
Favorite quote: "He had something in his eye. It's love. Okay, it's purely physical."
4 - 102. Oprah Winfrey
Persona: won't stop talking. She just won't shut up. And people watch this?!
Threats: a powerful anus capable of up to 235 km/ph and loaded with meaning.
Likes: shitting around the house. Cleaning up after others. Fried watermelon.
Favorite quote: "Are you going to eat that?"
The document secretly revealed to us here, and only us here, is now in the hands of the intelligence agencies of America, who've already misplaced it.
The white-supremacists, keeping the bloodlines of our righteous farters' pure and simple, must have forgot that the Jews are the real problem. Always have been.
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
Still laughing over this one:
Likes: Blowing other people's noses.
Comment by Norm
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
Live grabs are the best way to stay a breast or two ahead of those American journos who think a Bush is the hand is worth more than two birds. Breaking waters is more of a rush than second-hand news.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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Comment by Lilla
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Just have to repeat this comment :
I think that should be the orble comment of the week, followed closely by
too funny ..
Lilla ..
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
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Lill, that's a fine quote, if you like that sort of thing
For me, of all the quotes from this week, the one making the running so far is this from my bus-driver:
Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Unfortunately, the testicles have been misplaced.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.