Tyrannical Dictator Robert Mugabe Buys The Farm
July 9th 2009 00:09
The flippin' head of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe, having taken himself off mercilessly, has been "chopped off" and done a really bad impression of a person of interest.
"I am not a person of interest," Mugabe observed, waiving somebody else's rights to free speech. "I'm just a bad-tempered Robert with a history of blowing up."
Mugabe, a robot on the blink, unable to face himself, had every mirror in his domain taken down after having a few of his funny features pointed out with a shtick.
"It really hurts me to say this," Robert Mugabe said, nursing a sore throat, "but could someone get me a cough lozenge?" he beseeched. "My voice is going."
Mugabe, a blinking robot, lost his voice in an act of screaming lunacy that many believe is evidence he was an agent of the Socialist Alliance.
"This is a great day for terrorists secretly working in community media operations!" a Socialist boasted, packing his bags. "I think I'm going to explode!"
The Socialist Alliance, no stranger to the workings of Robert Mugabe's nose for smelling out a terrorist plot, have denied that Mugabe was pushed.
"Claims he was pushed are wrong," the Socialists fumed. "We tied his shoe-laces together, sure," they said, pushing it. "He was the one who walked."
The Socialist Alliance, having "seen off" Robot Mugabe, gave the departed a card which "everyone signed", and believe that, if Nietzsche's right, it's "super, man!"
"I am not a person of interest," Mugabe observed, waiving somebody else's rights to free speech. "I'm just a bad-tempered Robert with a history of blowing up."
Mugabe, a robot on the blink, unable to face himself, had every mirror in his domain taken down after having a few of his funny features pointed out with a shtick.
"It really hurts me to say this," Robert Mugabe said, nursing a sore throat, "but could someone get me a cough lozenge?" he beseeched. "My voice is going."
Mugabe, a blinking robot, lost his voice in an act of screaming lunacy that many believe is evidence he was an agent of the Socialist Alliance.
"This is a great day for terrorists secretly working in community media operations!" a Socialist boasted, packing his bags. "I think I'm going to explode!"
The Socialist Alliance, no stranger to the workings of Robert Mugabe's nose for smelling out a terrorist plot, have denied that Mugabe was pushed.
"Claims he was pushed are wrong," the Socialists fumed. "We tied his shoe-laces together, sure," they said, pushing it. "He was the one who walked."
The Socialist Alliance, having "seen off" Robot Mugabe, gave the departed a card which "everyone signed", and believe that, if Nietzsche's right, it's "super, man!"
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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the socialist alliance will do that to ya
funny happenings, very funny happenings . . .
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"This is a great day for terrorists secretly working in community media operations!" a Socialist boasted, packing his bags. "I think I'm going to explode!
That's exactly what I said over my soy latte and Green Left Weekly this morning.
I have to hand it to Robert. As flounces go, his was quite spectacular.
But is this really the end of Robert? Or is a rose by any other name...?
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loves it
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This is alt_ed, you have been wonderful.
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I'll get my sneakers.
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Aimee, you old slag. It is my understanding that you like to play hard to get.
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I just woke the dogs laughing.
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I have this picture of you sneaking up on your sleeping dogs and getting right up close to their ears. I keep it in my wallet.
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Shit_Ed actually.
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but apparently it was Norm_Ed all along
i like all these Jesus profiles that are popping up . . . i think Norms behind all of them too . . . and i think i am Norm . . . and Ruby . . . theres really only one writer on this site
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I'm not the messiah. I'm just a very nutty boy, Mr. Anderson.
Hi, Stoner.