Vatican launches Facebook application
May 24th 2009 00:53
Pope Benedict XVI has entered the world of social networking sites and smartphones with a Vatican portal that includes Facebook and iPhone applications.
"What Kind Of Judgemental Bigot Are You?" asks users to answer a series of questions before being taken in for further questioning about a "very serious matter".
Pope Benedict XVI, played by Dustin Hoffman, has dubbed the move, which he orchestrated with Herbert von Karajan, with the voices of "the dead".
"Where Will You Be Spending Eternity?" asks users to believe in something that doesn't exist in order to go to a place that doesn't exist for a period of time that doesn't exist.
Pope Benedict XVI, who has racked up the friends since he updated his "Relationship Status" with God to "It's Complicated", has scoffed at suggestions God is made up.
"I don't need to be in a relationship with God to justify my existence," Pope Benedict XVI said, "God is just playing hard to get," he said, scratching his pater.
"What Kind Of Gay and Lesbian Pope With Kids Wearing Condoms In Favour Of Abortion Are You?" asks users to get on with the difficult business of leading a life without "preaching" to other people.
Pope Benedict XVI, addicted to Facebook, asks users that they refrain from sharing needles because, as he put it, "They don't make condoms that small."
"What Kind Of Repressed Homosapien Are You?" asks users to pick parasites off in order to strengthen the bonds that already exist, and is always at them to make their status known to the group.
Pope Benedict XVI has racked up the enemies since he had one specially built to accommodate those already spending an eternity in The Devil's Playground: MySpace.
"What Kind Of Judgemental Bigot Are You?" asks users to answer a series of questions before being taken in for further questioning about a "very serious matter".
Pope Benedict XVI, played by Dustin Hoffman, has dubbed the move, which he orchestrated with Herbert von Karajan, with the voices of "the dead".
"Where Will You Be Spending Eternity?" asks users to believe in something that doesn't exist in order to go to a place that doesn't exist for a period of time that doesn't exist.
Pope Benedict XVI, who has racked up the friends since he updated his "Relationship Status" with God to "It's Complicated", has scoffed at suggestions God is made up.
"I don't need to be in a relationship with God to justify my existence," Pope Benedict XVI said, "God is just playing hard to get," he said, scratching his pater.
"What Kind Of Gay and Lesbian Pope With Kids Wearing Condoms In Favour Of Abortion Are You?" asks users to get on with the difficult business of leading a life without "preaching" to other people.
Pope Benedict XVI, addicted to Facebook, asks users that they refrain from sharing needles because, as he put it, "They don't make condoms that small."
"What Kind Of Repressed Homosapien Are You?" asks users to pick parasites off in order to strengthen the bonds that already exist, and is always at them to make their status known to the group.
Pope Benedict XVI has racked up the enemies since he had one specially built to accommodate those already spending an eternity in The Devil's Playground: MySpace.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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i wish there were all the quizzes you mention, i love taking quizzes, actually they may exist and i just havent seen them yet, i wonder if anyone has seen them?
also Norm, i feel really special when im the only one to read your posts, part of me wants to share you but another part of me feels like i have a hidden stash of the good stuff, that i have a private dancer . . . its part of my egomania
Comment by Norm
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I never have any inclination to do the quizzes. People might get the idea I don't have anything to hide.
Thanks for taking the time to pass comment and an eye over what serves no other purpose than to keep me in my habit. Nobody should see me dancing. I keep the drapes drawn.
Also, you should have a high opinion of yourself. Well above average. With the six feet and all.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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plus you posted me these binoculars in the mail along with a schedule for your upcoming routines haha
i forget how tall i am when im sleeping or using Orble
Comment by Norm
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Here's my latest routine schedule:
1. Lift an article off the net.
2. Provide a link.
3. Make up the rest as I go along.
I forget how tall I am when I hit my head.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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actually if my life was monopoly you could say ive been returned to go
i thought your latest routine was boldly going where noone had ever gone before?
Comment by Norm
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I couldn't ignore those odds.
If my life was a board game it would be "Fiddlesticks"
It's my potty-mouth.
Credit where it's due, I have to give SportingMind a nod for getting me in the black.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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i bet you would spook your opponent in a staring match
Comment by Norm
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I'm a blinking idiot.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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