Mokbel hires Warne to defend him
October 10th 2007 09:32
The Sultan appeals for a baron
Confessed philanderer and cricket tragic Tony Mokbel has employed the Sultan of Swing in a last-ditch attempt to clear his good name.
Speaking from the bunker formerly leased by Saddam "The Frying Beard" Hussein, Mokbel is reported to have told Warne to stop at nothing to clear his name.
Warne, sporting a couple of scrubbers, spent his first day as Mokbel's attorney by having his helmet polished by a couple of scrubbers.
Speaking at the appeal, Warne told the judge "My client had nothing to do with the white line. I appeal to you to dismiss him."
When told of the judge's ill father, Warne simply asked the judge, "How is heeeeeee?!"
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Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
HAHAHA
Michaelie
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
nothing cleans a good name like a scrubber.
Norm