Water Shortage Hampers The Growth of Terrorism
February 10th 2008 00:52
Wet T-shirt combatants had to be hosed down after they were told they could not be
The water shortage that threatens the roses in the backyard could also stop terrorism growing, an expert from the water board says.
"Christ, if Christ was here, which he will be again soon, he'd attack people who attack a country that has been attacked," he said watering his captives, who now obey Christ.
The water board has come under increasing attack for its defence of drips.
Many believe that, in the wrong hands, fertilizer could be used to help roses grow.
"If you think we brought this shit on ourselves," an expert in pansies told neighbours, "I'm going to plant myself in your bed".
With no end in sight to the shortage of liquid on the brain, vision is badly affected.
Thorny things have sprung up because the seeds were sewn.
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Mal
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Accidentally on purpose.
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Mal
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Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
For there is no second-coming, I'm already here.
I can work on water.