We Won the War so Why are we ALL handing it to America: Unknowable
October 6th 2008 21:29
An unknowable, unknown, has mentioned the war, a funny game of shit and miss with live rounds, as Australians have bent over for the Americans, who actually lost the war.
"Hang on a minute there, little buddy," the captains of incest told the giggling islanders who were busy wrapping themselves in all thongs American at the expense of their own ginger.
"I just love films and coca-cola and money and I hate football," the slightly defensive islanders, white on the inside and yellow on the inside, told their accusers, waving the flag.
"Films are an artform as old as American imperialism itself," the film puffs, immersed in their only electronic catatonia, told red-hot pokers that had their arseholes written on them.
"It's no different to reading," their accusers, vampires, said taking a good look in the mirror, as they read passages from the Koran and washed their bits and pieces in coca-cola.
"All we're asking for is to be off this island," a millionaire, and his trophy-arsed wife, wrote in the sand with stones as big companies, like the US government, infiltrated a movie.
"The message is sublime," film-goers and promoters of all things overseas said as they raised the flag, bent over, counted their gash and took it like a man: in the eyes-hole.
"Hang on a minute there, little buddy," the captains of incest told the giggling islanders who were busy wrapping themselves in all thongs American at the expense of their own ginger.
"I just love films and coca-cola and money and I hate football," the slightly defensive islanders, white on the inside and yellow on the inside, told their accusers, waving the flag.
"Films are an artform as old as American imperialism itself," the film puffs, immersed in their only electronic catatonia, told red-hot pokers that had their arseholes written on them.
"It's no different to reading," their accusers, vampires, said taking a good look in the mirror, as they read passages from the Koran and washed their bits and pieces in coca-cola.
"All we're asking for is to be off this island," a millionaire, and his trophy-arsed wife, wrote in the sand with stones as big companies, like the US government, infiltrated a movie.
"The message is sublime," film-goers and promoters of all things overseas said as they raised the flag, bent over, counted their gash and took it like a man: in the eyes-hole.
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Comment by Jayne Kearney
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But I just want to be here...
Comment by Morgan Bell
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good god . . .
what is it good for?
absolutely nothing!
say it again . . .
Comment by Norm
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Jayne, I'm glad you're here. I always feel comfortable in your screen presence
Morg, the good thing about war is that without it we wouldn't know what peace is. Not that I endorse peace. I'm a warmonger all the way. When I'm not a fistmonger
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
Toorak bum cheeks will never be the same again.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
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You and I both know that the Toorak bums can handle themselves. It's why they hate putting their hands in their pockets. Can't fit.
Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling
Potter in a Harry
The fallout from such a disaster would be new menu boards along Chapel Street. "Get your fork up some pork. Tie me fat missus up but don't call it sport, Roo."
"Altogether now." As individuals of collective consciousness? Or some sick inbred orgy of the Deliverance kind where you pray not to be delivered? And learn the Banjo, Patterson? Slap me with a surgical glove if you want a duel, but stay away from my haemhorroids, and we'll have piles of fun.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
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Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Comment by D. Armenta
The Florida Keys and Everglades
The Black Sheep Chronicles
What constitutes bad manners?
The male mystique
Debate Fan
L.A.M.P.
Nice break, thanks. Now, back to the grindstone...