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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

Weird and wacky world records tumble around globe

November 12th 2009 23:51
Manjit Singh, a 59-year-old security consultant from Leicester, England known as the "Ironman," on Thursday had to be locked inside the library for an hour after being chased by a group of Muslim boys offended by his hair.

The photographer, who was not immediately identified, also was arrested. He suffered a cut to his forehead and was taken to a hospital because he ate a salami sandwich during Ramadan.

The Department of Education and Training said it had a zero tolerance policy towards a double-decker bus weighing more than eight metric tons over a distance of 21.2 meters.

Another mother said her young son refused to have an abortion at age 11.

Officials declined to say whether she was "wed" to an uncle and led to a chicken coop.

Her four sisters and brother can't breathe through her nose and has to eat through a straw.

It wasn't until a couple of weeks ago, when an eye doctor described an incident of sexual abuse involving a dog, that she realised she would never see arachnids in his bags.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

November 13th 2009 00:54
you cant play hide the salami in your mouth during Jihad, or Christmas, its just not kosher

Comment by Norm

November 13th 2009 01:07
Cover your eyes, children. And count to 666.

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