What makes Bell tick
October 27th 2008 01:41
Morgan Bell, a conglomerate of lesbotic-fembotic-humanists, is a blogger run by a sexually perverted and socially mischievous covern of ham-radio-operating women's libbers.
"She is getting very sleepy. On my account, she'll fall asleep. Now!" her acquisitive inquisitors demanded as Bell, suprisingly kinder than most, opened up about the people behind her succubus.
"I'm every woman. It's all in me," Bell stated quite literally, in a code that only the initiated can begin to understand. "I could begin to understand it, but that's about it," a virgin blogger told us, before the ritualistic laughter.
"Ha! Ha-ha. Ha!"
"I can tell you that I've been on intimate terms with Morgan, and she is more than a woman. She's at least two. Make it three. At least four. All these hands. Everywhere!" a 56kg woman said, slipping out of something more comfortable.
"Ms. Bell is the head of an international campaign of error," an unknown man, his voice, in his head, crackling, claimed. "She's plotting to crash her computer into my battleship," he continued, sinking further. "If anything happens to me, she'll have had a hand in it. All these hands. Everywhere!"
Norm, a known errorist and believed head of his own network of lies, has leapt to the defence of the poor defenceless creature, and member of the weaker sex, but has refused to be drawn.
"She is getting very sleepy. On my account, she'll fall asleep. Now!" her acquisitive inquisitors demanded as Bell, suprisingly kinder than most, opened up about the people behind her succubus.
"I'm every woman. It's all in me," Bell stated quite literally, in a code that only the initiated can begin to understand. "I could begin to understand it, but that's about it," a virgin blogger told us, before the ritualistic laughter.
"Ha! Ha-ha. Ha!"
"I can tell you that I've been on intimate terms with Morgan, and she is more than a woman. She's at least two. Make it three. At least four. All these hands. Everywhere!" a 56kg woman said, slipping out of something more comfortable.
"Ms. Bell is the head of an international campaign of error," an unknown man, his voice, in his head, crackling, claimed. "She's plotting to crash her computer into my battleship," he continued, sinking further. "If anything happens to me, she'll have had a hand in it. All these hands. Everywhere!"
Norm, a known errorist and believed head of his own network of lies, has leapt to the defence of the poor defenceless creature, and member of the weaker sex, but has refused to be drawn.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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this deserves my highest form of virtual laughter:
BAHAHAHAhahahaha ahhhhh
im am glad we are both heads of our own institutes!
oh and in other news, i watched the news thisevening and saw a story on some crap in some icecream at Coogee . . . you are like George Washington, you cannot tell a lie!
rock on Norm! x
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George Washington, yes. Perhaps I should get my own cliff-face just for my own face. Not that I'm vain. Just futile.
Love you to bits. Lots of bits
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i think at times like these we should refer to Britney Spears for advice:
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
Comment by Norm
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I already know
what you did.
It's not like you only talked with him.
Don't act like you don't know it.
da da da da
da da da
da
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