Witness: Joy, chaos, frenzy as rebels overrun Gaddafi compound
August 24th 2011 12:29
A female bonobo has been named "the world's smartest ape" after beating chimpanzees distracted by male rivalry in a contest between two Belgian zoos, whose results took scientists by surprise.
One drove the colonel's golf cart through ecstatic crowds; another seized what appeared to be the dictator's embroidered military hat along with chunky gold chains.
They were said to be introduced by a friend, but they were definitely not "in a relationship".
Liberal Alex Hawke doubted it would work, as did Nationals MP George Christensen.
Asked to describe how he managed, he smiled and said in English: "It wasn't hard. I went to Gaddafi's bedroom and I was, like, 'Oh my God'. Then I found this. Oh my goodness!"
Detectives also seized a large amount of jewellery, electrical appliances and a small amount of substances believed to be heroin and cannabis.
Mr Christensen said the "fun police" didn't want people to enjoy a drink or play the pokies and certainly not smoke.
"Now the real research begins" on personality and social order and .. snack food preference in the monkey world, he said.
One drove the colonel's golf cart through ecstatic crowds; another seized what appeared to be the dictator's embroidered military hat along with chunky gold chains.
They were said to be introduced by a friend, but they were definitely not "in a relationship".
Liberal Alex Hawke doubted it would work, as did Nationals MP George Christensen.
Asked to describe how he managed, he smiled and said in English: "It wasn't hard. I went to Gaddafi's bedroom and I was, like, 'Oh my God'. Then I found this. Oh my goodness!"
Detectives also seized a large amount of jewellery, electrical appliances and a small amount of substances believed to be heroin and cannabis.
Mr Christensen said the "fun police" didn't want people to enjoy a drink or play the pokies and certainly not smoke.
"Now the real research begins" on personality and social order and .. snack food preference in the monkey world, he said.
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