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HOLLYWOOD WRITERS' STRIKE LEAVES US SALIVATING

December 15th 2007 00:24
The debilitating stroke that has left Hollywood a dribbling vegetable has left Australia a shrivelled carrot.

The dehydrated vegetable was found by watching television.

Neighbours who found the floppy produce have called for calm in the wake of calls for greater critical dramatic skills on behalf of the audience.

"This carrot is a symbol for all that is good and wholesome" said one, as he made a bechamel sauce.

The vegetable couldn't be reached today.

It won't be reached tomorrow.

Donkeys for carrying packs have refused to demand more from themselves than striving for flacid phalluses.

"I'm hard-up for for hard-earned," said one whaler aboard his faithful ass, "but I won't chase carrots for a few measly fistfulls."

I've got my hands full with my own.



















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Comment by Mal

December 15th 2007 00:41


Mal
Many fluffy US spinster bunnies have complained that the reason greyhounds never catch them and why there is a scarcity of films, telemovies and series about dangling the bunny, is poor writing. "So many films about horses because the star thoroughbreds and fillies aren't forced to chase a carrot!" they all voiced in unison. Hugh Hefner has weighed into the argument. "I'm not on strike," he said with a m outhful of broccoli. "I'll write whatever I want to write, and make films about Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in greyhound suits chasing a McDonald's burger around a racetrack. And we'll see who comes out on top." Reports that the track would be made of jelly or deliberately watered to turn it into a mudpit are yet to be confirmed as most bloggers are on strike in protest at Hollywood being on strike.

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December 15th 2007 00:50


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Comment by Norm

December 15th 2007 00:54


Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
How anyone could be more interested in film than movies is beyond this little blocked duck.


Comment by Mal

December 15th 2007 00:58


Mal
Check your arse for a champagne cork. It's a ploy often used by producers at parties celebrating Hollywood writer's strikes.

Comment by Norm

December 15th 2007 01:08


Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
All I've got so far is a metal spoon. I have to stay bubbly somehow.



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