Zoloft Stocks Soar as Depression Sinks In
October 11th 2008 23:10
Zoloft, the upper for those on a downer, has recorded its highest day of trading after Depression, affecting the laughs of many millionaires, begins to see billions pill-popping.
"Gold is worth a lot because it takes a lot of work to find and it's much sought after by those of us impressed by chains," an economist, teetering on the brink, said, holding the keys to the chuckles.
Zoloft is now worth a lot because the Stock Market, really all about emotional investment, is in a bit of a slump that may see folks out on their arses begging on the streets and prostituting themselves, selling drugs, winding up in prison and having a bit of a 'headache'.
"Have you ever been raped in the bottom?" a stockbroker, collar as white as, inquired of his youngest son as he tucked him into bed, while his wife, drugged to the arse-balls, broke free from her chains.
"Let me tell you, the only thing worth anything in this world is keeping your anus intact," the stockbroker, and father, his collar as white as, said as he gave his guinea-pig a 'seeing to'.
The stock-market, an emotional experience for emotional cripples, has seen CAPITALISM, in bitter harmony with the lower-cases, take it right in the eyes from card-carrying Columnists.
"I used to write for the money, until I saw my paypacket," the Columnist, under your bed, said infesting his hard-earned emotion in the only investment worth anything: the hunt for arseholes.
"Gold is worth a lot because it takes a lot of work to find and it's much sought after by those of us impressed by chains," an economist, teetering on the brink, said, holding the keys to the chuckles.
Zoloft is now worth a lot because the Stock Market, really all about emotional investment, is in a bit of a slump that may see folks out on their arses begging on the streets and prostituting themselves, selling drugs, winding up in prison and having a bit of a 'headache'.
"Have you ever been raped in the bottom?" a stockbroker, collar as white as, inquired of his youngest son as he tucked him into bed, while his wife, drugged to the arse-balls, broke free from her chains.
"Let me tell you, the only thing worth anything in this world is keeping your anus intact," the stockbroker, and father, his collar as white as, said as he gave his guinea-pig a 'seeing to'.
The stock-market, an emotional experience for emotional cripples, has seen CAPITALISM, in bitter harmony with the lower-cases, take it right in the eyes from card-carrying Columnists.
"I used to write for the money, until I saw my paypacket," the Columnist, under your bed, said infesting his hard-earned emotion in the only investment worth anything: the hunt for arseholes.
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Didn't we fight a Civil-War over bonds?
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